Saturday, February 12, 2011

O the VIEW! now standing on my head... in traffic. whoopi!!

So there I am watching Oprah re-run last night at 11pm CST.
And there are the ladies from the VIEW as guests.
And there's Oprah saying to them --
something to the effect of.... "I can tell alot about someone from what she keeps in her purse... "
and there's Barbara, Joy, Sherri, & Elisabeth showing what's in theirs.
and then there's Whoopi.
And well,
Whoopi doesn't carry a purse.
so Oprah says to Whoopi, "so where do you put your stuff if you don't have a purse?"
like, He-LLO????
I'm sitting here screaming at the huge chasm the size I could've driven a Mack truck through.
talk about the PERFECT time to mention PortaPocket.
...but no.
I've sent samples to the VIEW, wrote on their website, mailed 'em to Oprah, walked them into harpo myself, sent 'em to Gayle, Whoopi, Sherri, Barbara, Elisabeth, tweeted, facebooked, commented, and yet...
here I still sit.
an unknown soldier.
Maybe I'll just go play in traffic.
that'll get someone's attention.
maybe not?


  1. I'm just repeating to myself...just keep your sense of humor...just keep your sense of humor... LOL!

  2. no doubt there are producers for The View using PortaPockets and enjoying them...

  3. yup, I know how you feel. Just keep trying!!!

  4. yeah, thanks guys...! I keep on keeping on, despite the multitude of almosts, maybes and omg-what-the-hells...
    you know.... now that I think about it... if i really DID go out naked, playing in traffic and wearing a bunch of these...ya think?? You Tube viral??

  5. I know how you must've felt at that moment... talk about the Golden opportunity, but I'm sure your big time to shine, your 15 minutes of fame will come... when you least expect it. So be ready!!

  6. thx Ros...we'll see...!
    next up is my 1st pass at the ARNOLD show in few weeks, in Columbus OH...
    I might have to blow up that letter Maria Shriver sent me & stick it in my booth! ;-)

  7. Oh GAHHH!!! I'm sorry, hon! I know how frustrating it is. I once paid $300 to a PR company to include tutus in an audience gifting for a popular TV talk show (ahem).....they panned the basket at the very end of the show for no more than 4 seconds, and you couldn't see the tutus AT ALL. Those were my naive days....sigh. But you gotta keep trying!! Keep on keeping on, love....and it'll happen!